IT’S TIME FOR THE DOOFUS AWARDS..

Jim Crane, owner of the Astros, wants   Mr. Steroids to pitch for his team.  He should sell the team to   Frasier Crane.

  Doofus 1 and 2, Fred and Jeff, whose team has collapsed again and lost to the Astros, have run the Mets into the ground.  Beacuse they are friends with this Doofus, they are allowed to continue to own this team, mismanage it and lower the hopes of their fans.  EDB