QUOTES FROM THE SCHOLAR HORACE DEBUSSEY JONES

 (Character) from Spook Busters (1946)

images Horace pictured on the left.

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Up in Smoke (1957)

Stanislaus ‘Duke’ Coveleskie:   A hundred bucks! Where’d that come from? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Somebody down there likes me. [Duke reaches over and takes the money from him] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   And somebody over there hates me.
Mabel:   What’s a bookie? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   It ain’t a librarian.
Stanislaus ‘Duke’ Coveleskie:   They’re sure going to like those guys down there. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   I’m just glad nobody down there likes me anymore!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   This horse has got to lose if I race it myself!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Isn’t he a little devil?


Lucky Losers (1950)

Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’:   I’m going to powder my nose. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’:   Your nose ain’t shiney. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’:   Your head’s going to be shiney if you don’t shut up!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’:   I lost my button. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’:   You lost your buttons a long time ago!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’:   The treasury’s been tipped, dipped and flipped. Louie, aka Arizona Louie:   You’re broke?
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’:   Sorry I didn’t get you any cigarettes, but I put a quarter in the machine and quarters came out of it. Ain’t I stupid? Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’:   If you get smart, I’ll never talk to you again.


Jail Busters (1955)

Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:  [about Slip] He was a fat man for the FBI.
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:  [to the guard issuing prison suits] I know you don’t have any say on the color, but I do need a 21 inch waist. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   He means a 21 inch neck!
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   With all we know about this place, if we ever get out of here alive, heads are going to roll like bowling balls. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Except that Jenkins, his head is flat!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Oh boy! This reminds me of my kindergarten days! It was so long ago! Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   So long ago? It was only last year. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   How time flies.


Smugglers’ Cove (1948)

Sach:   That dog must be a friend of Santy Claus, he went up the chimney!
Sach:   Look at that, a face with a man on it!
Terrence ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   Sach, take these kids back to their room and rock them to sleep. Sach:   I ain’t got a rock. Terrence ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   Well then hammer them to sleep!


Angels’ Alley (1948)

Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones:   You want to hit me with your hat? Terence ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   I don’t feel like it right now.
Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones:  [last words, to Slip] This is the last picture I do with you!
Police radio dispatch:   Calling all cars, stolen police car. Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones:  [unknowingly driving the police car] Police shouldn’t steal cars, well, just goes to show you can’t trust anybody.


Bowery Buckaroos (1947)

Bobby:   Somebody’s moving in the bushes! Who’s there? Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke:   It’s just Whitey, he’s having one of his somnambulism attacks. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   No he’s not, he’s walking in his sleep.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Don’t you imaginations ever get any sleep? You’ll get sick and die.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   I had a wonderful dream. Louie, you were a free man, and you guys had $5,000, and you Gabe, you had a beautiful girl, and you Slip, you had a pile of gold. Louie, aka Louie the Lout:   I was a free man? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Yeah. Whitey, Chuck and Bobby:   And we had $5,000? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Yeah. Gabe, aka The Klondike Kid:   And I had a beautiful girl? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Yeah. Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke:   And I had a pile of gold? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Yeah, wasn’t it a wonderful dream? Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke:   It sure was. [hits Sach with his hat] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   What was that for? All:   For waking up! Go back to sleep!


Hold That Baby! (1949)

Sach Debussy Jones:  [taking things from a surgery room] Oh, a pressure cooker, I’ll give that to my mother.
Sach Debussy Jones:  [Two doctors explained they’re going to operate on his brain] Peel back the scalp? Indians!
Sach Debussy Jones:   I’ll give Whitey a manicure, he hasn’t had one for 10 yeas, or has he?


Spook Busters (1946)

Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Run for your lives! Charlie’s got an axe!
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:  [seeing Gaby’s French wife] Viva la-Viva la-Viva la French! Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Hubba-hubba-hubba. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   That’s what I just said.


Master Minds (1949)

Sach, aka Ali Ben Sachmo:   I don’t mind tooth aches much, but they hurt.
Slip Mahoney:   What happened to your tooth, melon head? Sach, aka Ali Ben Sachmo:   I swallowed it!


The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters (1954)

Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   How about an extra set of muffs for me incase you snore? Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   It just so happens that I do not snore. I know because I stayed awake all one night to see if I snored, and I didn’t.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:  [to Louie about the baseballs Gorog hit that broke his window] Those are the ones he bunted, the ones he slammed are on their way to Los Angeles.


Fighting Fools (1949)

Sach:   Never mind about his face, lady, you don’t even have a face until you put it on in the morning.
Sach:   I wish I was in the ring, I’d fracture that guy. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   You couldn’t fracture a toy balloon.


Ghost Chasers (1951)

Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   I got a lighter but it’s outta fluid. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney:   I think your head is outta fluid.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   Never mind that Louie, he’s a beast, the beast of the Bowery.


Hard Boiled Mahoney (1947)

Prof. Quizard:   How many hairs are there on the average head? [Horace scratches his head] Prof. Quizard:   Ah… no counting. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   I got it. One! Prof. Quizard:   That’s incorrect. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:   My uncle’s got an average head and he only has one hair on it.


Trouble Makers (1948)

Sach, also called ‘Chopper’ McGee:   The morgue? That’s where dead people live!


Feudin’ Fools (1952)

[last lines] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones:  [chasing off the Smiths] I got ’em. Right in the…


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