(Character) from Spook Busters (1946)
Up in Smoke (1957)
Stanislaus ‘Duke’ Coveleskie: A hundred bucks! Where’d that come from? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Somebody down there likes me. [Duke reaches over and takes the money from him] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: And somebody over there hates me.
Mabel: What’s a bookie? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: It ain’t a librarian.
Stanislaus ‘Duke’ Coveleskie: They’re sure going to like those guys down there. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: I’m just glad nobody down there likes me anymore!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: This horse has got to lose if I race it myself!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Isn’t he a little devil?
Lucky Losers (1950)
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’: I’m going to powder my nose. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’: Your nose ain’t shiney. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’: Your head’s going to be shiney if you don’t shut up!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’: I lost my button. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’: You lost your buttons a long time ago!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’: The treasury’s been tipped, dipped and flipped. Louie, aka Arizona Louie: You’re broke?
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’: Sorry I didn’t get you any cigarettes, but I put a quarter in the machine and quarters came out of it. Ain’t I stupid? Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’: If you get smart, I’ll never talk to you again.
Jail Busters (1955)
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: [about Slip] He was a fat man for the FBI.
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: [to the guard issuing prison suits] I know you don’t have any say on the color, but I do need a 21 inch waist. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: He means a 21 inch neck!
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: With all we know about this place, if we ever get out of here alive, heads are going to roll like bowling balls. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Except that Jenkins, his head is flat!
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Oh boy! This reminds me of my kindergarten days! It was so long ago! Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: So long ago? It was only last year. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: How time flies.
Smugglers’ Cove (1948)
Sach: That dog must be a friend of Santy Claus, he went up the chimney!
Sach: Look at that, a face with a man on it!
Terrence ‘Slip’ Mahoney: Sach, take these kids back to their room and rock them to sleep. Sach: I ain’t got a rock. Terrence ‘Slip’ Mahoney: Well then hammer them to sleep!
Angels’ Alley (1948)
Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones: You want to hit me with your hat? Terence ‘Slip’ Mahoney: I don’t feel like it right now.
Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones: [last words, to Slip] This is the last picture I do with you!
Police radio dispatch: Calling all cars, stolen police car. Sach ‘Turkey’ Horace Debussy Jones: [unknowingly driving the police car] Police shouldn’t steal cars, well, just goes to show you can’t trust anybody.
Bowery Buckaroos (1947)
Bobby: Somebody’s moving in the bushes! Who’s there? Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: It’s just Whitey, he’s having one of his somnambulism attacks. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: No he’s not, he’s walking in his sleep.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Don’t you imaginations ever get any sleep? You’ll get sick and die.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: I had a wonderful dream. Louie, you were a free man, and you guys had $5,000, and you Gabe, you had a beautiful girl, and you Slip, you had a pile of gold. Louie, aka Louie the Lout: I was a free man? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Yeah. Whitey, Chuck and Bobby: And we had $5,000? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Yeah. Gabe, aka The Klondike Kid: And I had a beautiful girl? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Yeah. Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: And I had a pile of gold? Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Yeah, wasn’t it a wonderful dream? Slip’ Mahoney, aka ‘Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: It sure was. [hits Sach with his hat] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: What was that for? All: For waking up! Go back to sleep!
Hold That Baby! (1949)
Sach Debussy Jones: [taking things from a surgery room] Oh, a pressure cooker, I’ll give that to my mother.
Sach Debussy Jones: [Two doctors explained they’re going to operate on his brain] Peel back the scalp? Indians!
Sach Debussy Jones: I’ll give Whitey a manicure, he hasn’t had one for 10 yeas, or has he?
Spook Busters (1946)
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Run for your lives! Charlie’s got an axe!
Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: [seeing Gaby’s French wife] Viva la-Viva la-Viva la French! Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Hubba-hubba-hubba. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: That’s what I just said.
Master Minds (1949)
Sach, aka Ali Ben Sachmo: I don’t mind tooth aches much, but they hurt.
Slip Mahoney: What happened to your tooth, melon head? Sach, aka Ali Ben Sachmo: I swallowed it!
The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters (1954)
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: How about an extra set of muffs for me incase you snore? Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: It just so happens that I do not snore. I know because I stayed awake all one night to see if I snored, and I didn’t.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: [to Louie about the baseballs Gorog hit that broke his window] Those are the ones he bunted, the ones he slammed are on their way to Los Angeles.
Fighting Fools (1949)
Sach: Never mind about his face, lady, you don’t even have a face until you put it on in the morning.
Sach: I wish I was in the ring, I’d fracture that guy. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: You couldn’t fracture a toy balloon.
Ghost Chasers (1951)
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: I got a lighter but it’s outta fluid. Terence Aloysius ‘Slip’ Mahoney: I think your head is outta fluid.
Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: Never mind that Louie, he’s a beast, the beast of the Bowery.
Hard Boiled Mahoney (1947)
Prof. Quizard: How many hairs are there on the average head? [Horace scratches his head] Prof. Quizard: Ah… no counting. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: I got it. One! Prof. Quizard: That’s incorrect. Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: My uncle’s got an average head and he only has one hair on it.
Trouble Makers (1948)
Sach, also called ‘Chopper’ McGee: The morgue? That’s where dead people live!
Feudin’ Fools (1952)
[last lines] Horace Debussy ‘Sach’ Jones: [chasing off the Smiths] I got ’em. Right in the…
