YANKEES…The Master unveils his Chase Headley Homer Howl

Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Master unveils his Chase Headley Homer Howl

“You can bank on Chase… Headley is deadly.”

Homer Howl Analysis:

Bank: Do the Yankees know that John is giving free advertising? Are they banking any money here? If we’re looking for an ad tie-in here, how about a singing, “Chase is the place for the helpful hardball man!”

Deadly: There are many other rhyme options. “Headley is deadly, readily.” Or, “A deadly Headley medley, steadily deadly!” Or, “Chase’s touchin’ the bases!”

Singing potential. It’s sad that John did not replace the tuneful, “So-larte, oh-oh…” with a Broadway application. How about going with a touch from West Side Story: “There’s a Chase for us… somewhere a Chase for us…”

Or the Beatles: “There are Chases I remember all my li-ife, though some have changed.”

If John wanted to move into – say – the seventies, he could try some Steve Miller Band: “Some people call him the Chase Cowboy… I call him the gangster of love!”

Rating (out of 5 yelps): 2. More work needed.


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