SLIME-ROD COMES CLEAN (HE IS ANYTHING BUT!)

 

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Reinstated New York Yankees slugger Slime-Rod  admitted to use of performance-enhancing drugs during a meeting with the Drug Enforcement Administration in January, according to a report from the Miami Herald.

The Herald citing a written report, stated that Cheat-Rod told The DEA that he paid Anthony Bosch for Testosterone cream, gummies (oh yummy!) and injections of HGH.  One  injection took place in the men’s room of a Miami nightclub.  Slime-ball injected the HGH into his stomach,” the DEA report stated, according to the newspaper. “Rodriguez said Bosch told him the HGH would help with sleep, weight, hair growth, eyesight and muscle recovery.”  Lie-rod  was also trained in tricks to beat a urine test.  Bosch advised him to only use mid-stream urine for MLB drug testing,” the DEA report stated, according to the newspaper. “Bosch  “The Cheat” told Rodriguez not to use the beginning or the end urine stream.”  Rodriguez has admitted to using PEDs between late 2010 and 2012. In 2009, the Yankees third baseman admitted to using PEDs while with the Texas Rangers in 2001.   Slime-Rod has now lied to  untitled Mike “The Pope” Francesca, untitled  Katy Couric and Martha.  EDB

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