From Miami, The Home of A-Roid Rodriguez, Cheat-Rod is attempting to rebound from two surgically repaired hips, a missed entire season and the inability to hit the “High-Cheese.”
Slime-Rod is The Man Without a position. Cahse Headley is the Yankees’ third baseman. Maybe…maybe Slime-Rod is a DH for the Yankees.
Despite his numerous sins, Cheat-Rod with just five weeks to Spring Training, runs his drills, and Trains at The University of Miami. Stiff-Rod hits in the cage daily.
Slime-Rod says that he is ready to go. Do you care?