THOUGHTS ON SLIME-ROD’S LATEST COMEBACK

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From Miami, The Home of A-Roid Rodriguez, Cheat-Rod is attempting to rebound from two surgically repaired hips, a missed entire season and the inability to hit the “High-Cheese.”

Slime-Rod is The Man Without a position.  Cahse Headley is the Yankees’ third baseman.  Maybe…maybe Slime-Rod is a DH for the Yankees.

Despite his numerous sins, Cheat-Rod with just five weeks to Spring Training, runs his drills, and Trains at The University of Miami.  Stiff-Rod hits in the cage daily.

Slime-Rod says that he is ready to go.  Do you care?

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