Crybaby and cheat David “Big Slop” Ortiz is unhappy about Baseball’s speed-up rule. He has called it “bulls.” He is not to good at English, either. It seems like the rule is in the Pitcher’s favor, complained Ortiz. Batters will be allowed to step out if they swing at a pitch or are forced out. Big Slop did not do his homework. More important, Big Slop will be allowed to admire his homeruns, point up to the sky and take a slow walk around the bases. This also wastes time. But Big Slop is Baseball’s boy. He was on the same list that A-Fruad was on.