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WHAT DO THE YANKEES DO WHEN THEY DON’T NOT HAVE A COMPETITIVE TEAM TO SELL?

Add Promotions and lots of them!  Thanks  Thanks Hal! Mon, Apr 6 1:05 pm	Blue Jays	Buy TicketsOpening Day
Fri, Apr 10 7:05 pm	Red Sox	Buy TicketsMagnetic Schedule Night Presented By AT&T | All Guests
Sat, Apr 11 1:05 pm	Red Sox	Buy TicketsCalendar Day All Guests
Sat, Apr 25 4:05 pm	Mets	Buy TicketsBrett Gardner Replica Bat Day Presented By Bank of America | 1st 10,000 Guests 14 and younger
Tue, Apr 28 7:05 pm	Rays	Buy TicketsMasahiro Tanaka Bobblehead Night Presented By AT&T | 1st 18,000 Guests

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May

Date▲	Opponent▲	Promotion
Sat, May 9 1:05 pm	Orioles	Buy TicketsYankees Keychain Day Presented By NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital | 1st 18,000 Guests
Fri, May 22 7:05 pm	Rangers	Buy TicketsYankees Reusable Tote Bag Night Presented By MLB Network | All Guests
Sat, May 23 1:05 pm	Rangers	Buy TicketsYankees Drawstring Back Day Presented By Kumon | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger
Sun, May 24 8:05 pm	Rangers	Buy TicketsBernie Williams Day
Mon, May 25 1:05 pm	Royals	Buy TicketsSunscreen Day Presented By Blue Lizard | All Guests

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June

Date▲	Opponent▲	Promotion
Tue, Jun 9 7:05 pm	Nationals	Buy TicketsCap Night Presented By Canon | 1st 18,000 Guests
Wed, Jun 10 1:05 pm	Nationals	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By Avis | 1st 18,000 Guests 21 and older
Wed, Jun 17 7:05 pm	Marlins	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By WFAN | 1st 18,000 Guests
Thu, Jun 18 7:05 pm	Marlins	Buy TicketsThurman Munson Bobblehead Night Presented By AT&T | 1st 18,000 Guests
Sat, Jun 20 7:15 pm	Tigers	Buy Tickets69th Annual Old-Timers’ Day Presented By Ernst & Young Buy TicketsWillie Randolph Monument Park plaque dedication ceremony
Tue, Jun 23 7:05 pm	Phillies	Buy TicketsCollectible Cup Night Presented By Premio Foods | 1st 25,000 Guests
Wed, Jun 24 1:05 pm	Phillies	Buy TicketsDunkin’ Donuts Gift Card Day Presented By Dunkin’ Donuts | 1st 18,000 Guests

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July

Date▲	Opponent▲	Promotion
Fri, Jul 3 7:05 pm	Rays	Buy TicketsCap Night Presented By Budweiser | 1st 18,000 Guests 21 and older
Sat, Jul 4 1:05 pm	Rays	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By sweetFrog | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger
Wed, Jul 8 7:05 pm	Athletics	Buy TicketsDellin Betances Figurine Night Presented By P.C. Richard & Son | 1st 18,000 Guests
Sat, Jul 18 1:05 pm	Mariners	Buy TicketsCollectible Truck Day – 11th in a series Presented By W.B. Mason | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger
Sun, Jul 19 1:05 pm	Mariners	Buy Tickets2000 World Series World Champions Fan Ring Day Presented By Betteridge Jewelers | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger

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August

Date▲	Opponent▲	Promotion
Tue, Aug 4 7:05 pm	Red Sox	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By P.C. Richard & Son | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger
Wed, Aug 5 7:05 pm	Red Sox	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By Delta Air Lines | 1st 18,000 Guests
Thu, Aug 6 7:05 pm	Red Sox	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By Living Language | 1st 18,000 Guests
Sat, Aug 8 1:05 pm	Blue Jays	Buy TicketsYankees Cowboy Hat Day Presented By Pepsi | 1st 25,000 Guests
Wed, Aug 19 1:05 pm	Twins	Buy TicketsYankees Coloring Book Day Presented By Party City | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger
Thu, Aug 20 7:05 pm	Indians	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By The Parking Spot | 1st 18,000 Guests
Fri, Aug 21 7:05 pm	Indians	Buy TicketsYankees Water Bottle Night Presented By Budweiser | 1st 18,000 Guests 21 and older
Sat, Aug 22 1:05 pm	Indians	Buy TicketsJorge Posada Day
Sun, Aug 23 TBD	Indians	Buy TicketsAndy Pettitte Day
Mon, Aug 24 7:05 pm	Astros	Buy TicketsJacoby Ellsbury Bobblehead Night Presented By AT&T | 1st 18,000 Guests
Wed, Aug 26 1:05 pm	Astros	Buy TicketsPoster Day Presented By Catch 24 Advertising | 1st 18,000 Guests 14 and younger

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September

Date▲	Opponent▲	Promotion
Tue, Sep 8 7:05 pm	Orioles	Buy TicketsYankees Old School Pennant Night Presented By Goldenberg’s (R) Peanut Chew (R) | 1st 18,000 Guests
Wed, Sep 9 7:05 pm	Orioles	Buy TicketsYankees Peanuts Bobblehead Night – 4th in a series Presented By MetLife | 1st 18,000 Guests
Thu, Sep 10 7:05 pm	Blue Jays	Buy TicketsBabe Ruth Bobblehead Night Presented By AT&T | 1st 18,000 Guests
Sat, Sep 12 4:05 pm	Blue Jays	Buy TicketsPromotional Item Presented By WFAN | 1st 18,000 Guests

KILLER SCORPIONS INVADE DODGERS AND WHITE SOX CAMP

 

  

BOOBY VALLENTINE DID GOOD!

Hey Yankee fans,

 You cannot get on Booby Valentine for everything.  While with The Red Sox, Booby helped

 Andrew Miller find and refine his mechanics, by suggesting that Miller pitch from the slide-step.

    BOOBY!  EDB

BIG YOUK TO WORK ALONG WITH MANNY BEING ROID MANNY FOR CUBS

 “TWO KNUCKLEHEADS”

Big Youk was given a job as a part-time scout.  Youk just retired and Theo Epstein said, “we will see how Youk works out.”  Even better, Epstein is open to no other tha

 Slammin’ Cheatin” Corkin” Sammy to return.  That should make the

 Baseball Gods happy!

MOHAWK MANNY BEING MANNY GETS NEW JOB….

What a shame!  Manny Being Manny has discarded his dream of returning to the majors as a player.  Instead, he will join the coaching ranks.  When we last saw Manny being Manny, he served as a player coach at the AAA level for The Cubbies.  He has now been hired as a hitting consultant.  The Cubs wanted his plate knowledge.  I hope he will add his knowledge of PED’s and give them to The Cubbies young upstarts.  After all, as much as I detest Slime-Rod, Manny used Roids also.  Let’s us not forget knocking out the ticket manager for The Red Sox.  But all is forgotten.  Manny being Manny is a valuable asset.  Maybe he will also share how he played as an overaged ineligible player for George Washington H.S. in Washington Heights.

YANKS EXECS MIFFED AT SLIME-RODROGUEZ…GO FIGURE!

A-Fraud cannot help himself, Yankees execs should know that by now.  He delights in making a spectacle of himself.  He marches to the tune of his own drummer and this showed up early.  He worked out on his own and held his own press conference.  This is what he does.  He is a nuisance and will continue to do so, until the Yankees rid themselves of this headache.  His camp leaks stories regarding his arrival.  The best scenario is that The Yankees finally see that he is done and cut their loses.  EDB

WHAT CAME OUT OF SLIME-ROD’S MOUTH, SMELLS TO ME

  I have heard all of this guy’s bullshit before.  My favorite line, “I cringe when I think about the things I’ve done.”  Well A-Fraud, I cringe when I think about what a stiff you are and the prospect of you playing for the Yankees.  EDB

SEE THE PHONY SMILE OF A-FRAUD

TODAY’S TRIVIA QUESTION

Here we go Baseball fans…By position, which players won back to back championships and in which years?

ANSWERS BELOW:

1B        Jimmy XX Foxx, while playing with the  Philadelphia Athletics in 1932 and 1933 won the MVP.

2B    Joe Moran won while playing with The Cincinnati Reds in 1975 and 1976.

SS    Ernie Banks, “Mr. Cub” won in 1958 and 1959

3B    Michael Jack Schmidt won while playing with the Phillies in 1980 and 1981.

RIGHT FIELD      Roger Maris won with The Yankees in 19 1960 and 1961.

CENTER FIELD    Mickey Mantle won with The Yankees in 1956 and 1957   and

  Dale Murphy won with The Braves in 1982 and 1983.

CATCHER    Yogi Berra with The Yankees in 1954 and 1955.

PITCHER   Hal Newhouser with The Tigers in 1944 and 1945.

EDB