You may have heard this already, but Derek Jeter retired last season. You may be tired of The Yankees milking this again, as I am. Jeter was the 16th Yankee Captain and the brilliant GM, maybe I should refer to him as Brilliant Cashman, says that the captaincy should be retired with Jeter.
I have a better idea Genius Cashman, make
Junior, the next Yankees’ captain. You love him so much! He is such a solid player, according to you. Or even more preposterous, make yourself The Captain. You just keep on showing me, how clueless you are, Genius.